i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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