Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Randomize
