She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
there is glitter all over my balls
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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