I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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