yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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