What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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