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This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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