I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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