Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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