i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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