What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Congratulations! We have a period
Dear god my vagina.
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