There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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