saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize
