Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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