Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Randomize
