she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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