I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
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