She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I looked at my own cervix.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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