I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
we're so committed to being not committed
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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