Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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