sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
false alarm, still single
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