ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Randomize
