I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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