Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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