the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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