is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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