I am puke
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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