I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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