i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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