I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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