He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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