heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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