Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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