I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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