I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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