): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I smell like Dick and happiness
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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