Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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