Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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