Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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