I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
it's like iHOP with fire
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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