all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
