Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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