Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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