it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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