He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
