My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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