ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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