Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Is it penis luge time yet?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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