guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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