Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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